Grand prize for most well-rounded in confusion: <otto!carl> Carl Shapiro

As submitted, this program was 3 lines (2 of defines and 1 of code).
To make news & mail happy we split the last line into 7. Join them
back without the newlines to get the original version.

This program was selected for the 1987 t-shirt collection.

We found this program is be simply aMAZEing!  Run this program without
arguments and notice the output.
